Thursday, January 17, 2013

The Woes of an Oddball: Part 2

   I'm really bad at dieting.
   Like really, really bad.
   I have absolutely self control. I see, and I eat. There has never been a filter in my mind over whether or not I should eat that cheesecake. I always eat the cheesecake.
   I had this mindset, in which, I have a high metabolism so therefore I should be able to eat whatever I want and not worry about it.
   Until that one fateful day...
   That day when I realized my stomach was no longer completely flat. And I had a small build up of fat on my b'thigh (the part of your leg between you butt and thigh). So I was like, "Well ya know it'll go away. My ballet schedule is about to pick up, I'll be fine."
    Nope.
    I'm not overweight in any way. Don't get wrong. But, you do have to be skinny for ballet.
    So after enduring some complaining, my Mum showed me this article on how some guy got a six pack in four weeks. So, now I'm on the Atkins Diet. Copying the guy with the six pack.
    The Atkins Diet has you eating an incredibly low number or carbs a day, and increasing your fruits and vegetables.
    And it's a really hard diet.
    Really hard.
    I love those fried cheese sticks, take out pizza, gummy worms, hushpuppies etc. etc. So this is really hard for me.
    To satisfy my gnawing sweet tooth, I chew like, seven pieces of gum a day.

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